bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
cakefortwo: wethatkindoforc: everyonelovesrobots: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together? Can I please have this? Someone. Make this A thing. Excuse me, i need to go change my panties OwO this is a thing that should be happening as we speak. on the trail, we blaze!……..THAT trail, that we blaze.
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us...– Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”